Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
No more Irish car bombs ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So many bounce houses so little time
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My ass is underappreciated
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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