The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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