What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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