I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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