I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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