If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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