I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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