Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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