Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize