When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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