The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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