Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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