This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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