Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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