Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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