Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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