yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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