ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you win again, gameday.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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