If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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