giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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