There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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