He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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