sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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