Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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