Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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