i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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