I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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