you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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