ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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