i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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