i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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