i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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