Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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