That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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