Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My vagina is very pro this idea
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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