your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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