Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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