yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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