with your own penis?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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