And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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