what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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