My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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