I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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