I forgot how hot balto sounded
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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