So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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