if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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