you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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