real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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