Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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