he shaved USA in his pubs
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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