I love black thongs
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
