So drunk, too bad you don't want this
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
