I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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