I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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