No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Success! We fucked roommates!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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