i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
