I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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